A photo essay, courtesy of LR reader MCUSA:
You think horse should be used here, stupid foreigner? Ha! Russian laugh at you!
THIS is what you do with horse!!
You think this is high door, stupid foreigner? Ha! Russian laugh at you!
Now THAT is high door!!
You think it it is dangerous car, stupid foreigner? Ha! Russian laugh at you!
Now THAT is dangerous car!
Their motto is to serve beer and protect pretzels (or it would be, if Russians had pretzels).
Another lovely day on the Russian Riviera.
Does stupid foreigner want to know why? Russian never tell! State secret! If tell, have to kill! Ha!
Amerika is very poor country. Very few windows have staircases. In Russia, all windows have!! Very useful if neket girl eenside. Ha!
Stupid foreigner think this crooked window! Ha! Russian laugh!
Now THAT is a crooked window!! (Yes, that sign does say Department of Buildings. What about it??)
The slogan on the wall above the endless rows of vodka bottles and cigarettes, and above the smiling family with small children reads: This is our favorite store!
Stupid foreigner thinks this is funny way to lock car. Smart Russians sees real reason why it is funny, this Russian thinks somebody want to steal this car!!