FRIDAY JANUARY 1 CONTENTS
(1) EDITORIAL: Dima “Dumbass” Medvedev
(2) EDITORIAL: Hands up, Officer Dymovsky!
(3) The Final Solution for Russia’s Internet
NOTE: Despite Vladimir Putin’s claims that all is bliss in neo-Soviet Russia, the nation’s young women are still fleeing in droves to take up prostitution in places like Thailand, where the government just arrested and is deporting nearly a dozen such maidens. Photos and video await.