Annals of Russian Insanity

Our dear friend and reader “Elmer” points us to the following item from Eternal Remont:

Once upon a time, there was a magical world in which the workers of the world united into a Union of Socialist Republics. It was a myth, because everyone knew that some workers (Russians) were more equal than others.

So what does any of this have to do with tobacco? Well, as part of its negotiations with Bulgaria over the proposed South Stream gas pipeline, Moscow has claimed ownership of Bulgartabac (granted to the USSR as a spoil of war in 1945). Now, Russia wants it back.

“We are set to reclaim all properties that lie abroad and belonged to the Soviet Union. Bulgartabac will not be an exception,” said Vladimir Kozhin, head of the
Presidential Property Management Department of the Russian Federation.

Wait just one second, you say… How can Russia claim Bulgartabac as a property of the Soviet Union, when the Russian SSR was just a single republic within a broader Union of Socialist Republics. Couldn’t the other former SSR’s also claim ownership of Bulgartabac?

Nope. Just Russia, according to Kozhin.

So ends the myth of Soviet equality. Argubably, that myth died a painful death sometime around the time when the National Soviet of the Ukrainian Socialist Republic started passing laws in direct contradiction to the USSR constitution, or maybe it was that moment in which Yeltsin climbed on top of a tank. But this one is just too juicy.

Note to our Estonian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Belarusian, Ukranian, Moldovan, Georgian, Armenian, Azeri, Uzbek, Kazakh, and Tajik friends: you might also want to file a claim, lest Russia take what — by rights — also belongs to you…

Sorry Bulgaria. All power to the People’s Soviets!

4 responses to “Annals of Russian Insanity

  1. Pohlatohlakas

    A good example of neo-soviet neo-colonialism. Or just colonialism?

  2. Then maybe in that case, the Rooskies should be allowed to keep the Cave Monastery in the Ukrainian Capital? They already run it from the Moscal Patriarch.

  3. Gary Marshall

    Hey, if the former Soviet state has a claim on Bulgartabac, then does not the former Soviet state also have a claim on Russia?

    Gary Marshall

  4. This makes sense. Where do we file the papers to get Smolensk back? In all fairness, the Lithuanians had it before us, so we’ll divvy it up equitably with them.

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