Special Extra: Campaign Blitz #2 — Who moved his Cheese?

Obama? No thanks!

Obama? No thanks!

This this is the second in a series of campaign posts supporting the election of John McCain as the next president of the United States.

As John McCain and Barack Obama prepare to square off in their first debate tonight, you probably already know that Obama has deep, longstanding ties to terrorists, and that his support base is full of frothing extreme left-wing weirdos of every description (many of America’s most ardent enemies, like Hamas and Hezbollah, have endorsed Obama).  Hopefully, McCain will expose those ties.

You probably know that former Democratic President Bill Clinton is heaping praise on Obama’s Republican rival John McCain, after declaring during the party primaries that it was “too soon” for Obama to be president since he lacks basic credentials. Hopefully, he will continue this wise policy.

You certainly know that Obama lacks even the vaguest hint of qualifications necessary to deal with neo-Soviet Russia.

But did you know that a few weeks ago Obama shut down his campaign offices in North Dakota?  He’s running out of cash, you see.  His brainstorm about rejecting public financing turned out rather less well than he thought, his “grassroots” support having apparently been a bit overestimated.  And Obama needs every staffer he can lay hands on in Wisconsin, land of cheese, because John McCain is rapidly closing the gap in those northern climes.  Obama himself admits: “We just barely won this state for Al Gore in 2000 and we just barely won this state for John Kerry in 2004.” 

Wisconsin is very much in play this election year, despite all those claims you have heard about how Republicans are out of favor because of George Bush’s lack of popularity. So Obama sent his whole North Dakota campaign team into Wisconsin (and Minnesota, where the Republicans held their convention) to try to shore up his failure.

But despite his desperation move, things aren’t working out too well.  Last Monday Obama gave a speech in Green Bay that was attended by only 6,000 people. A week before, McCain had given a speech from the very same spot, and drew 10,000 onlookers.  In other words, his audience was two-thirds larger than that of Obama.

Dogged by persistent doubts about his qualifications to run the government, his total lack of foreign policy experience, his disturbing connections to corruption, terrorism and racism and his utter dearth of real accomplishments in any field, the bloom is off the Obama rose. Voters are waking up to the reality that there is simply no reason that this man should be president.

Obama was supposed to be swimming in cash, not only because of an abundance of donors but also because of a gigantic army of fierce supporters only too happy to work for free.  If that were so, his South Dakota campaign office would not only still be open, it would have a line around the block of folks waiting to sign on.

It doesn’t. He isn’t. Don’t vote for him.

6 responses to “Special Extra: Campaign Blitz #2 — Who moved his Cheese?

  1. I guess you missed the fact that Obama broke a fundraising record in August.


    We guess YOU missed the fact that the issue at hand is not how much money he RAISED but how much he SPENT. And he SPENT waaaaaaaaaaaaay too much, and hence now can’t pay for his South Dakota office any more and is sacrificing it.

    And why did he spend so much? Why did he NEED to if he’s so popular?

    Well . . .

    Meanwhile, if you can make an argument that Obama would be worse for Putin than McCain, we’d love to hear it.

  2. “Hopefully, McCain will expose those ties.”

    He didn’t. You would think he would. After all, the Republican party is the Party of God. But wait, that’s Hezbollah in English! Ha! Now we know why he didn’t.
    Noboby has inflicted more damage to the US in living memory than the Republicans. Hamas and Hezbollah are just jealous.

  3. Found it here: http://docstalk.blogspot.com/

    What do the top ten cities with the highest poverty rate all have in common?
    Democrat leadership:

    Detroit, MI (1st on the poverty rate list) hasn’t elected a Republican
    mayor since 1961; (47 years)

    Buffalo, NY (2nd) hasn’t elected one since 1954; (54 years)

    Cincinnati, OH (3rd)… since 1984; (24 years)

    Cleveland, OH (4th)… since 1989; (19 years)

    Miami, FL (5th) has NEVER had a Republican Mayor;

    St. Louis, MO (6th)…. since 1949; (59 years)

    El Paso, TX (7th) has NEVER had a Republican Mayor;

    Milwaukee, WI (8th)… since 1908; (100 years)

    Philadelphia, PA (9th)… since 1952; (56 years)

    Newark, NJ (10th)… since 1907. (101 years)

    Einstein once said ‘The definition of insanity is doing the same thing
    over and over again and expecting different results.’

    It is the disadvantaged who habitually elect Democrats — yet are still disadvantaged.

  4. Just as a side note, Bill Clinton is not officially backing McCain. It only looks like it. Obama is a thorn in his side.

    Clinton is supposed to be the first black president, after all he does have an office in harlem(which he never goes to). Obama is blocking his reentry into the white house as first philanderer. To top it all off, Obama called him a racist.

    Bill Clinton’s ego is far to large to let him get away with any of this. That is why the Clintons are pulling the lever for McCain.

    You may think I’m joking, but Hillary is not going to be elected if Obama is running for a second term. The Clintons know that as well.

  5. Frank, did you just come from a humor site?

    Humor requires an element of truth. I can see how deep your presumtions go, I really don’t have the time to answer all of them.

    The republicans have never claimed to be the party of god, however the democrats have claimed to be the party of the “people”.

    The original platform for the republican party was equality, it was the democrats that blocked civil rights bills for over a century.

    If your suggesting that Hezbollah is supported by republicans, you would be wrong there too. In fact It’s the democrats that support the elimination of Israel, while at the same time claiming they don’t in order to get the jewish voting block.

    What do you mean “Nobody has inflicted more damage on the US than the republicans.” It wasn’t republicans that sent us into vietnam, it wasn’t a republican administration that hit double digit inflation, the effects of which are still felt today. It wasn’t a republican that forced financiers to loan money to people that could not pay it back. It wasn’t the republicans that blocked energy exploration and development.

    In fact the democrats have done all of these, plus denying funding to a missile defense shield, that military that Dick Cheney spoke of, after eight years of a democrat as commander in chief.

    I don’t know where you were trying to go with your comment, but I really think you should do some more reading. Not on DK or HP.

  6. Frank, I’m so sorry, when you said living history, I didn’t know you meant your living history.

    Lets see, in the last twelve years we’ve had a housing bubble that Clinton left us with, the tech bubble that Clinton left us with, Its probably going to be called a stock bubble that is going to be blamed on bush, but was caused by the tech, and then the housing bubble.

    Clinton’s housing bubble was such a successfull failure, that it came back and bite Bush on the ass.

    During the Clinton administration, a dead rodent could have done the same job. The only responsibility would be to point to the chemical asprin factory in Iraq, or to choose a side in the Bosnia conflict. The dead weasel would have gotten at least one of them right.

    The reason why he was successful, is because he was set up by two consecutive republicans.

    You give him credit for the longest stretch of growth in american history, would that have ever happened if he succeeded Carter?

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