June 27, 2007 — Contents


(1) Putley on Belsan

(2) Brave Putin will Save Poor Stalin from Evil West

(3) Moscow on Fire

(4) Communism by any Other Name Would Still Stink

(5) Annals of Russian Bedlam

NOTE: The Russians have developed a robotic policeman and placed him on patrol in Siberia. He can be promoted like a regular cop, but they swear they won’t let him make general. One advantage is that it make take a while before he figures out how to take bribes (via an onboard ATM?) and learn how to be racist and crudely violent as well as xenophobic (perfecting artificial intelligence is challenging when you haven’t got actual intelligence mastered yet). There’s a few small problems, however: (1) If it rains on him, he breaks; (2) He won’t work at all in winter; (3) He’s been made by Russians. However, on the plus side, he’s about as neo-Soviet as it’s possible to get.

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