Reading Along with Andrew C. Kuchins, Kremlin Bagman

Scary, no?

Scary, no?

We haven’t done one of our little readalongs for some time now, where we publish somebody’s op-ed column and then comment on it paragraph by paragraph, and we’ve missed them. So let’s pick up where we left off, this time with one Andrew C. Kuchins (pictured, left), director and senior fellow of the Russia and Eurasia program at the Center for Strategic and International Studies, writing in the Moscow Times. FYI, Kremlin-sponsored propaganda TV network Russia Today simply adores Mr. Kuchins.  Does the “C” stand for “Chamberlain”? You be the judge, dear reader, you be the judge.  We’ve previously called this nasty little bastard on the carpet for his torrent of pro-Kremlin propaganda.

His column is in standard typeface, our comments follow in bold.

Before heading to Moscow to participate in the recent Valdai Discussion Club, I had the sense that the United States was on the verge of a new era of confrontation with Moscow that could prove far more dangerous and unstable than the previous Cold War. Alliances are more rickety and as the war last month in Georgia proves, communication not always clear with tragic results. Suffice to say that the Valdai meetings did little to alleviate my concerns. The Russian presenters, with the exception of opposition figure Garry Kasparov, were all singing from the same song sheet: “We don’t want a new era of confrontation, but the choice is yours” — the United States’. And from the U.S. side, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice made a powerful speech on Sept. 18, concluding, “The decision is Russia’s and Russia’s alone.” Obviously both Moscow and Washington have choices, but I have little confidence U.S. leaders will make the right ones that will enhance the security of the United States and Europe, let alone Russia. What Washington needs right now is not megaphone diplomacy with Moscow, but real diplomacy.

So let’s see if we understand. This guy has just come back from Sochi after stuffing his face full of Russian lobsters and caviar and hobnobbing with Vlad the Impaler, and now he’s convinced that all the problems between Russia and America are the latter’s fault. Russians are sweet innocent little babies who only want love and affection, freedom and good will.  Seems like that lobster money was well spent, no?

While the United States may deplore the Kremlin’s decision to invade Georgia — and certainly their choice to rapidly and unilaterally recognize South Ossetia and Abkhazia was wrong — the consensus among Russian politicians and most people is that the Kremlin was right and justified. Although government propaganda on television is partially responsible for this national consensus, it also reflects the country’s catharsis after more than 15 years of perceived relentless geopolitical expansion of the West at Moscow’s expense.

So the decision to recognize so quickly and unilaterally was wrong, but Russian people think the invasion itself was right so we should go along with them — what the people of Georgia think, of course, is totally irrelevant. Russians are, in fact, the victims here because they’ve been so badly mistreated for the last 15 years by us.  Poor, poor little Russian victims! Does anyone have a cup of cocoa that could be rushed over immediately?

President Dmitry Medvedev told us that when he spoke with U.S. President George W. Bush on the phone during the hostilities with Georgia, Bush asked him, “What do you need this for?” Medvedev responded, “George, I had no choice, and if you were in my shoes you would have done exactly the same, only more brutally.” Medvedev went on to say that if Washington chooses to expand ties with Georgia and arm it, Washington does so “at its own risk.” When Medvedev said at Valdai, “We will not tolerate any more humiliation, and we are not joking,” I believed him. Russian history tells us that we should not underestimate the willingness of Moscow to spill blood to defend the country’s interests as it sees fit. At this moment, the United States needs to focus on that prospect rather than spend so much energy defending past policy.

The willingness of Moscow to spill blood? Does it sound to you, dear reader, like you are being threatened? Does it seem that it is not Mr. Kuchins, great with lobsters, that is talking, but the Kremlin itself? Doesn’t Moscow have to be at all concerned about NATO’s willingness to spill blood? After all, George Bush would have been “more brutal” if he’d invaded Georgia, wouldn’t he?  Does it seem at all to you, dear reader, that you are reading the words of a madman? Is he really suggesting that, to spare Russia’s feelings, we have to hand over Georgia?  Are we wrong in thinking that this is what we were told by Chamberlain about Czechoslovakia?

The Kremlin perceives the Balkan war, NATO expansion, Kosovo independence and missile-defense deployment in Central Europe as having one thing in common — the U.S. drive to flaunt its interests and ultimately contain if not weaken Russia’s geopolitical position. During the administration of President Bill Clinton, Washington’s strategy was to tell Moscow that these pro-U.S. measures were in Russia’s interests. The Bush administration has harped on Russia’s supposed obsession with zero-sum thinking, but the net result was the same — the United States did what it wanted, and it did not take Russian interests seriously.

Harped? Does this imply that Medvedev and Putin don’t harp? Does it imply the President of the U.S. is somehow less intelligent and reasonable than the proud KGB spy who rules Russia? Does it imply that Russia has taken U.S. interests seriously in conducting its foreign policy?  Examples of such treatment seem to escape this author, do they not?

For years since the Cold War, I have believed that war with Russia had a likelihood of close to zero. Today, that probability seems, while obviously difficult to quantify, between 1 and 2 percent and rising. Frankly, I find that an unnecessarily risky proposition that requires some bold, creative and ultimately wise thinking on the U.S. part to reduce the risk.

Sounds like a threat again, no? Is this man carrying water for the Kremlin? Does he, like the Kremlin, think he can terrorize the NATO alliance into submission?

If the U.S. desire is for a more liberal and democratic Russia that is at peace with its neighbors, who really believes that a policy of isolation and confrontation — the current U.S. course — will help achieve those goals?

Who? We do. And we challenge this corrupt imbecile to name just one specific tangible achievement he has made in those 30 years by means of the carrot rather than the stick. Notice how he doesn’t even try to do so, dear reader?

After spending the past 30 years studying Russia and working with Russians, I am convinced that the answer is “no.”

Little bit of an egomaniac, isn’t he?  Let’s say, just for the sake of argument, that this lunatic is wrong. And the consequence is that we drop our guard and allow Russia to move against yet more former Soviet states, liquidating and annexing them.  What will he say then? “Oops, sorry about that?” It isn’t quite good enough for us.

When the Kremlin tells us that the current global security structure is not working, it is right. It is entirely wrong, however, to insist on spheres of influence and “privileged relations with our neighbors.” But the Bush administration’s approach that presses every Kremlin red button and crosses every one of its “red lines” is also dangerously failing. For example, does rapid NATO expansion and deployment of missile-defense components in the Czech Republic and Poland really advance U.S. security interests at this moment? Now is not the time to freeze the Russians out but to engage them more seriously than the United States ever has since the collapse of the Soviet Union.

So Russia will get what it wants by resorting to naked brute force against tiny democratic neighbors? Maybe we’re too cynical, but our life experience tell us that if you give a bully what he wants after he displays violence, the violence will continue.

The United States may well find itself surprised with how engagement and respect may lead to deeper cooperation with the Kremlin on global security challenges and a more pluralistic and open Russia that is at peace with its neighbors. I know that sounds counterintuitive and certainly runs against the political mood in the United States, but the fact is that Washington has never tried such an approach in the post-Soviet period.

“May well find” and “may lead” are pretty darned ambiguous terms, aren’t they? We can just hear this criminally deviant maniac now, as the Russian tanks are rolling into Kiev.  “Well I didn’t say for sure, did I?”

This does not by any measure mean appeasing the Kremlin or giving it a veto over anything. But it does mean treating Russia more like a real partner to achieve long-term objectives in the interests of all parties. If the United States continues its current policy toward Russia, it increases the likelihood of a head-on collision between two global powers.

What if Russia’s interests and those of the Western democracies aren’t the same?  Oops, we shouldn’t have asked that question, should we? Oh well, no lobster and caviar for us again next year. Sob.

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9 responses to “Reading Along with Andrew C. Kuchins, Kremlin Bagman

  1. Henry Wallace, Joe Davies, and now Andrew Kuchins.

    Appeasers and ass kissers.

  2. >> Does it imply the President of the U.S. is somehow less intelligent and reasonable than the proud KGB spy who rules Russia?<<

    Judging by the economic results of their respective presidences, this is exactly the case. ;) By the way, Russians didn’t mind when the USA was ruled by a proud CIA spy – the father of the present President.

    LA RUSSOPHOBE RESPONDS:

    Eugene, you are either hopelessly ignorant, like a baboon, or a pathological liar.

    George Bush Sr. was NEVER a spy. He was an ADMINISTRATIVE head of the CIA for a short time, and his resume IS NOT SECRET. Vladimir Putin was A FIELD AGENT for HIS WHOLE PROFESSIONAL LIFE during the USSR’s existence and has a secret resume. Nobody knows how many murders he may have carried out during that time.

    During the Putin years, the growth of the American economy, in per capita dollar terms, is FAR higher that that of Russia. The gap in per capita terms between an average Russian and an average American has WIDENED during the Putin years, as we have previously reported. And now the Russian stock market is DOWN BY HALF, much worse off than the U.S. economy. Immigrants from around the world continue to flock to America’s shores, and continue to ignore those of Russia like the plague.

    And now, because of its barbaric behavior in Georgia, Russia stands utterly alone, without allies. Even though the Iraq invasion is very unpopular, America still counts dozens of powerful nations as its close allies, many by actual treaty.

    All through the cold war, the APES who ran the USSR spoke just as you did, oblivious of their own failure, until the USSR simply collapsed under them. And now, you are doing all you can to see that the same fate is experienced by Russia.

  3. Eugene, are you really suggesting that CIA is no different from KGB?
    You honestly think KGB is just another government agency? Nazi Gestapo, KGB and CIA are all the same in your mind?
    KGB tortured and murdered over 60 million innocent people (see here for instance

    http://www.hawaii.edu/powerkills/20TH.HTM

    Even Nazis can’t boast number of atrocities that high topping at 20 million.

  4. Eddie, please do find a more reputable source of information about “60 million innocent people murdered by KGB” than the University of Hawaii. :) Before searching for straws in its neighbors’ eyes, the United States should remove some logs from its own, e.g. the genocide of North America’s native population or the annexation of Louisiana, Texas, California, etc. :(

    Dear LR, Russia is not striving to “catch up with America and overtake it” any more. It is quite content with the fact that during Putin’s presidency average real per capita income increased more than sixfold (http://www.gks.ru/bgd/regl/b08_11/IssWWW.exe/Stg/d01/07-01.htm). Moreover, during Putin’s presidency Russia’s national debt was paid off, while under Bush the USA’s national debt reached nearly ten trillion USD. I don’t care that “Russia is without allies” because as I told you, Russia’s only allies always were Russian Army and Russian Navy © Emperor Alexander III. Now they are supplemented by two more – Russian oil and Russian gas. What does the US have to counter that? A printing press churning out evenly cut pieces of green paper decorated with portraits of dead Presidents that will be utterly worthless soon?

    LA RUSSOPHOBE RESPONDS:

    Seems like not even you read the ridiculous drivel you write. YOU are the one who compared the US and Russia, not us you raving lunatic.

    Are Russian men happy kicking the bucket at 60 or younger? Are they happy working for $4/hour on average? Happy with rampant AIDS, pollution, fire fatalities, automobile fatalities, drug addition, alcoholism and appalling homicide rates?

    Don’t care that Russia is without allies? Sir, you are a maniac.

  5. Eugene,
    So, university of Hawaii is not reputable enough for you, but Russian Федеральная служба государственной статистики (Federal Administration of State Statistics) is reliable! I think we have different definitions of reputable!

    And I am being charitable here by translating служба as “Administration”. The literal translation (“service”) is more appropriate to describe their modus operandi.

    That said, I find remarkable agreement between you and this site. You write, Russia’s only allies always were Russian Army and Russian Navy. And Pol Pot’s only allies were Killing Fields.
    That’s exactly what LR is saying as well. You see it as a good thing – the rest of the world sees that as despicable and evil.

  6. Eugene, I was not able to locate statistics coming from prestigious Universities of Moscow and St. Petersburg since they obviously can’t be bothered with measly 60 million dead which, as you pointed out, is but a straw in the eye.
    I considered getting into argument about so called “genocide” of America’s native population but what would be the point – people who think there was genocide of American Indians also think American internment camps for Japanese are equivalent to Russian Gulag.

    As for “Putin’s presidency average real per capita income increased more than sixfold” so what? Nazi’s Germany prospered under Hitler. It is human lives we are concerned about and not how much kielbasa you have at home.

  7. Dear Eddie,

    If “it is human lives we are concerned about”, what about millions of lives lost in the “promotion of democracy” operations in Afghanistan and Iraq – or, for that matter, millions of lives lost in the process of Russia’s “democratic reforms” performed under American guidance in the 1990s? These losses were not even balanced with the benefit of more sausage for the people “by the way, in Russian it is kolbasa, not “kielbasa”.

  8. Eugene,
    >> what about millions of lives lost in the “promotion of democracy” operations in Afghanistan and Iraq
    And what about millions of lives lost on the Moon in the name of space exploration? What? Nothing to answer? But you expect somebody to answer your equally absurd “what about” question, right?

    You and Putin always have to face the dilemma between life and kolbasa. In fact, I would say that Putin wants you, лох (dummy), face the dilemma between life and kolbasa. The rest of the world manages to have both.

  9. Eugene, you have taught me a great lesson. This whole time I thought that there was no noble goal greater than risking your own life to defend and liberate people that were not capable of liberating themselves.

    What I have learned from you is that I should cower to dictators and hide when my life is truly in danger.

    Have you ever found youself saying, “I’d rather live on my knees than die on my feet”?

    My guess would be yes.

    Your comments should be taken with the salt that is thrown over your shoulder for good luck.

    You are the bottom feeder that feeds off of others, there is no redeeming quality to you other than you exist. Even that is arguable.

    I hope you live out the rest of your life knowing that the security and conveinience that humanity has offered you will not be passed down to your children, because of you.

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