Annals of Russophile Gibberish

Writing in the Moscow Times, someone called Andreas Umland (pictured, left, is that one scary looking little fellow or what?), identified only as “a visiting lecturer at the National Taras Shevchenko University of Kiev and editor of the book series Soviet and Post-Soviet Politics and Society, recently spewed forth a disgusting torrent of anti-Yuschenko propaganda. Here it is, with LR’s running commentary. Note well the fact that not once in the entire crazed diatribe does the author mention the fact that Yushchenko is fighting to keep Russia from slipping into the hands of a neo-Soviet, imperialist Russia.

Ukrainian President Viktor Yushchenko’s recent decision to dissolve Ukraine’s parliament is a step so risky that it could threaten the integrity of his political legacy. Contrary to the nature of heated discussions about the constitutionality of Yushchenko’s decree, the main question about his decision is not a legal but political one. Yushchenko can’t win the fight he’s gotten himself into. Not only might the Constitutional Court strike down the decree as unconstitutional, which would leave his reputation fundamentally tainted, but the political conditions Yushchenko has created provide his political opponents with an opportunity to choose from a variety of possible counterstrategies. Moreover, he has plunged the country into a process that could spin out of control. Demonstrating a hubris similar to President Boris Yeltsin’s in 1993, Yushchenko and his entourage seem to think that they have finally put themselves firmly back in the saddle when, in fact, they have created a situation that could well turn against them.

LR: Below, the Umland admits that “the situation in Ukraine is very different from that in Russia in 1993.” Yet he begins by attacking Yuschenko as if the two situations were the same. Then, to make matters worse, he ignores the fact that Yeltsin won the elections he called decisively, and that his rule stabilized remarkably thereafter — meaning that if the two situations were the same, Yushchenko is right to copy Yeltsin. Taking matters to the point of pure insanity, the then suggests that Yushchenko will be “fundamentally damaged” if the Constitutional Court rules against him. This ignores the fact that (a) Yeltsin is still viewed as a hero in the West despite his attack on parliament, because he was seen as championing elections, and (b) Yushchenko will be far more damaged if he allows Ukraine to slip under Russia’s jackboot.

Oddly, a major protagonist in all three of these major bungles was Petro Poroshenko, a prominent business magnate, godfather to Yushchenko’s children, and one of the most unpopular public figures in Ukraine. In 2005, Poroshenko drove Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko out of office with his attempts to transfer governmental prerogatives to the Security Council, which Poroshenko headed at the time. During the parliamentary elections of early 2006, Poroshenko was one of Our Ukraine’s highest-profile members making regular — and often bizarre — appearances on ICTV’s popular political talk show “Svoboda Slova.” After Our Ukraine’s poor showing in the elections, the bloc still insisted that Poroshenko should be the speaker of the new parliament, in place of popular Socialist Party leader Oleksandr Moroz. Facing the dim prospects of a second Orange coalition with Tymoshenko as prime minister and Poroshenko as speaker, the disillusioned Moroz switched sides, and the second Orange coalition fell apart before even having formed a government.

LR: These are the ravings of a lunatic. Is this wacko really suggesting that if only Poroshenko were not part of the proceedings, Yanukovich (notice how he doesn’t even mention Yanukovich, a convicted criminal and a Russian puppet) would not have moved to undermine Yushchenko? Was Yushchenko’s affection for Poroshenko the reason he got poisoned with Dioxin? Does this crazed foreigner really think he knows what’s best for Ukraine better than a man who has repeatedly risked his life for it?

What Yushchenko and company are unable to accept is that, after these and other lapses, it is natural that they have recently been losing power to their political opponents. Like the market punishes companies when their strategies do not fit current economic conditions, politics is a game where it is not the “bad guys” but the less effective organizers and campaigners who lose out. By trying to counter their previous blunders with one grand stroke — new elections — Yushchenko’s team is making the Ukrainian state a hostage of its own incapacity and risking the breakup of the country.

LR: Did Yushchenko ingest Dioxin because he was an ineffective organizer? Is this ultra-wacko actually suggesting that Ukraine is boiling with forces that desire splitting the country into parts, one free and one Russian, but if only it organized a bit better this wouldn’t happen? What planet is this freak descended from?

What is most important is not how the Constitutional Court assesses Yushchenko’s decree, but how the voters will react to the prospect of new elections. What happens if the elections really do take place? Ukraine’s exceptionally low 3 percent barrier to gain representation in the parliament creates the possibility of myriad combinations that are difficult to foresee. The result could be an even less favorable situation for the Orange factions in the parliament than with the current balance of forces.

LR: Didn’t he just say that if the Contitutional Court ruled against him then he would be “fundamentally “damaged? Is he now saying that Yushchenko should be faulted for supporting elections he will lose? Should elections be avoided so that Yushchenko, whom the author classifies as a horrible leader, can remain in power? Just how much Chernobyl-tainted water has this abject moron been drinking?

The situation is reminiscent of Russia’s State Duma elections in December 1993, which followed President Boris Yeltsin’s dissolution of the Congress of People’s Deputies three months earlier. It was Liberal Democratic Party leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky’s triumph in this vote that helped create the political atmosphere in Moscow leading to the decision in December 1994 to intervene in Chechnya. In turn, the Kremlin’s unhappy Chechnya adventure, in combination with the new 1993 Constitution, have been the two factors that have done the most to undermine post-Soviet Russia’s nascent democracy and prepared the ground for President Vladimir Putin’s tightening of control over public life. While the situation in Ukraine is very different from that in Russia in 1993, the events that have followed Yeltsin’s actions demonstrate how miscalculated the gamble the democrats took in 1993 was and the unexpected results that radical political steps in transition societies can often have. In Ukraine, the political context in which Yushchenko has made this move is, in some regards, even more complicated than that in Russia. What happens if large numbers of voters in eastern and southern Ukraine simply boycott the proposed elections this May? The country’s western regions will surely generate high turnout. This makes it possible that Tymoshenko’s party could come out ahead of all others in the vote. But what would a parliament in which the majority Russian-speaking regions are heavily underrepresented mean for the stability of the Ukrainian state?

LR: Ukraine isn’t going to invade Chechnya, or any similar place, and the author knows it. So why does he bring it up? Propaganda, pure and simple. Utterly disgraceful. If Yushchenko calls and holds fair and free elections which the Russia-lovers boycott because they know they’ll lose, then Yushchenko will be able to consolidate his power. That’s a best-case scenario for him, not a worse-case one. Is this maniac suggesting that the Russia-lovers will then take up arms against the state in revolution, perhaps supported by Russia, but if 0nly things were “organized” a bit differently this wouldn’t happen? He’s off his rocker! If the Russia-lovers are going to revolt, there’s no way to prevent that, and better sooner rather than later when Russia is weaker and less able to influence the result. If Ukraine must be split, let it be split. That’s better than forcing those who want a free country to live as slaves of Russia.

Crimean politicians have been for some time the most vocal critics of Yushchenko’s moves, and continuing on this path could push the Crimean legislature toward declaring itself separate from Ukraine, and even joining Russia. Given these scenarios, there is the possibility that Yushchenko and his team are merely bluffing and not really counting on new elections being held. Even if this is the case, they are still playing with fire. Given their record so far, you have to wonder not only whether they will be able to play the game well, but also whether they really comprehend just how high the stakes are. In this, the decree is only the latest instance in a series of awkward decisions by Yushchenko’s team since the Orange Revolution in 2004. These include the disintegration of the first Orange coalition, the embarrassing results for his Our Ukraine bloc in the 2006 parliamentary elections, and the failure to form a functional second Orange coalition in their aftermath.

LR: So let’s see now. It’s this obscure, wacko foreign “professor” who “really” understands what is going on in Urkaine, whilst those who risk their lives to run it are a bunch of monkeys who need to be trained by him. Hmmm . . . LR dares to wonder how much he expects to be paid for shedding his illumination upon the barbaric people of Ukraine. Given his attitude, it’s clear why he feels they can’t be trusted to decide their country’s fate at the voting booth, as does Ukraine’s heroic president Viktor Yushchenko.

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8 responses to “Annals of Russophile Gibberish

  1. I wonder how frightening a picture of La Russophobe would be, not to mention her ass…

  2. I wonder how frightening a picture of La Russophobe would be, not to mention her ass…

  3. Unlike Mr. Umland, LR makes no attempt to artificially inflate the significance of her views by attempting to claim special credentials. Unlike him, she’s confident to let her views stand all alone. And unfortunately, unlike LR, you are incapable of mixing substantive critique with personal abuse in any ratio, much less an appropriate one, making your comment seem utterly childish and vapid.

  4. Unlike Mr. Umland, LR makes no attempt to artificially inflate the significance of her views by attempting to claim special credentials. Unlike him, she’s confident to let her views stand all alone. And unfortunately, unlike LR, you are incapable of mixing substantive critique with personal abuse in any ratio, much less an appropriate one, making your comment seem utterly childish and vapid.

  5. La Russophobe, do you understand German? Please take my blog into your hate sites list :)))

  6. La Russophobe, do you understand German? Please take my blog into your hate sites list :)))

  7. DER:

    Do you understand the word “SPAM.” It’s what you’ve just done, making a comment that has nothing to do with the post content. You are a polluter.

    As I understand it, it’s OK for you to hate me but not for me to hate Russia? You get to decide when it’s OK to hate and when not. Have I got that right, little mister Stalin?

    I don’t read German, as most people in the world do not, hence I must decline your invitation.

  8. DER:

    Do you understand the word “SPAM.” It’s what you’ve just done, making a comment that has nothing to do with the post content. You are a polluter.

    As I understand it, it’s OK for you to hate me but not for me to hate Russia? You get to decide when it’s OK to hate and when not. Have I got that right, little mister Stalin?

    I don’t read German, as most people in the world do not, hence I must decline your invitation.

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